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| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote |
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| Alan Patrick Herbert | The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. | |
| Allan James Morton (1962 - ) | Marriage, Mortgage and Children....Lifes Full Catastrophe! | |
| Ambrose Bierce | Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage. | |
| Anonymous | Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. | |
| Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790) | Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. | |
| Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790) | Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. | |
| Bill Cosby | Wives don't want to hear what husbands think. Wives want to hear what they themselves think, but in a deeper voice. | |
| Chantal Saperstein | All marriages are mixed marriages. | |
| Christopher Morley | The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock. | |
| Clint Eastwood | There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. | |
| Dennis Miller | Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | It is commonly a weak man who marries for love. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | I believe marriages would in general be as happy, and often more so, if they were all made by the Lord Chancellor, upon a due consideration of characters and circumstances, without the parties having any choice in the matter. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | The triumph of hope over experience. | |
| Edward Abbey (1927 - 1989) | Married couples who quarrel bitterly every day may really need each other as deeply as those who appear to be desperately in love. | |
| Eric Smith (1961 - ) | Are you kidding me? I'm not stupid!.....anymore. | |
| George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) | When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. | |
| George Bernard Shaw | Marriage is popular because ir combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. | |
| God | Loved the wedding -- now invite me to the marriage. | |
| Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) | I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. | |
| H. L. Mencken | He marries best who puts it off until it is too late. | |
| Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950) | One man's folly is another man's wife. | |
| Helen Rowland | Marriage: a souvenir of love. | |
| Honore' de Balzac (1799 - 1850) | No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. | |
| Horace Walpole | The only lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, seperation. | |
| Jack Benny (1894 - 1974) | My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. | |
| Jean Rostand (1894 - 1977) | Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. | |
| Joan Rivers | Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. | |
| Joey Adams (1911 - 1999) | Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. | |
| Johann kaspar Lavater | How many women would laugh at the funeral of their husbands if it were not the custom to weep? | |
| Joseph Heller | I couldn't see tying myself down to a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were my own. | |
| Lord Byron | All tragedies are finished by death; all comedies are ended by marriage. | |
| Mae West (1892 - 1980) | Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. | |
| Marie Corelli | I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home that serve the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. | |
| Mohammad Ali | My toughest fight was with my first wife. | |
| Montaigne | A good marriage would be between a deaf husband and a blind wife. | |
| Nick Faldo | We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. | |
| Oscar Levant | Mairrage is a triumph of habit over hate. | |
| Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) | Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. | |
| Ray Bandy | Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. | |
| Samuel Taylor Coleridge | The most happy marriage I can picture . . . would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. | |
| Stephen Millich (1941 - ) | If a second marriage is a triumph of hope over experience, anyone trying a third should not be allowed to escape through death. | |
| Stephen Millich (1941 - ) | If a second marriage is a triumph of hope over experience, anyone involved in a third should not be allowed to escape through death. | |
| Walt Haskins | To many, the marriage vows are only a series of trick questions to be answer later, maybe. - (Author of Comments USA) | |
| Walt Haskins | Women who mar for money are just hookers with higher prices and more patience. - (Author- Comments USA) | |
| Walt Haskins | Women who marry for money are merely hookers with higher prices and more patience - (Author of ) | |
| Wilson Mizner | The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. | |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | I know what to do, but I'm not sure how to make it interesting. | |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. |
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