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Albert Einstein
(1879 - 1955)
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Alexander SmithA man gazing at the stars is poverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road.
Buckaroo BanzaiAnd remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Carlos A. UrbizoStoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at.
Eleanor Roosevelt
(1884 - 1962)
I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.
Elliot SmorodinskyI see your point... and raise you a line.
Emile CoueEvery day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
Evan DavisSomeday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Friedrich Nietzsche
(1844 - 1900)
At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
Groucho Marx
(1890 - 1977)
Go, and never darken my towels again.
H.P. LovecraftThe most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Henry J. TillmanIf you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Herbert RappaportI hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
Hughes MearnsAs I was walking up the stair /n I met a man who wasn't there /n He wasn't there again today. /n I wish, I wish he'd stay away.
Isaac NewtonIf I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
Jimmy BuffettIf the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
Jorge Luis Borges
(1899 - 1996)
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
- (Argentinean writer and poet)
Karen Elizabeth GordonEither I've been missing something or nothing has been going on.
Kurt Cobain
(1967 - 1994)
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
Leslie NielsenWho are you and how did you get in here? - I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 - )
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 - )
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
Mark Twain
(1835 - 1910)
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
(1835 - 1910)
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Mark Twain
(1835 - 1910)
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Marshall McLuhanI don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
Michael McClaryIrrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.
Olin MillerYou probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
Oscar Levant
(1906 - 1972)
So little time and so little to do.
Oscar Levant
(1906 - 1972)
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 - 1900)
Only the shallow know themselves.
P. B. MedawarThe human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
P. J. O'RourkeWith Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
Robert Byrne
(1917 - )
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Robert Byrne
(1917 - )
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Ron NesenNobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Russell BakerInanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Russell BakerThe goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Sasha Guitry
(1885 - 1957)
Memory is the only Paradise out of which we cannot be driven!
- (French playwright)
Steven PearlI phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
Steven WrightYou can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven WrightIt's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Steven WrightI bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Steven WrightIt doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven WrightI was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 - 1968)
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
Tommy CooperLast night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Umberto EcoI felt like poisoning a monk.
UnknownHe's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
UnknownAre you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
UnknownMy Karma ran over your dogma.
Wendell JohnsonAlways and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Will Rogers
(1879 - 1935)
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
William SafireIs sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
Willie TylerThe reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
Woody Allen
(1935 - )
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Woody Allen
(1935 - )
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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