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| Phyllis Diller (1917 - ) | (Running after a garbage truck pulling away from the curb): "Am I too late?" (Truck driver): "No, jump right in!" | |
| Rodney Dangerfield | I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. |
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