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AnonymousWhen it comes to picking your detective, there's no police like Holmes.
AnonymousWhy do we kill people who kill people to show them that killing people is wrong?
Brendan Behan
(1923 - 1964)
When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
Evelyn Waugh
(1903 - 1966)
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Franklin P. JonesThe trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Friedrich NietzscheBut thus do I counsel you, my friends: distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful!
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 - 1950)
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
Woody Allen
(1935 - )
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
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