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| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote |
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| Anonymous | Sex at noon taxes. - ((a palindrome)) | |
| Barbara Bush (1925 - ) | Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. | |
| Billy Crystal | Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. | |
| Craig Ferguson | Earlier today Hillary promised that her husband wouldn't be involved in any sex scandals if she were elected president. Also today, Bill Clinton backed Barack Obama. | |
| don device (1966 - ????) | From 'device-Stories':
d: 'If I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have taken more time!'
she: 'If I'd known you had more time, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.' - (neo-sexist) | |
| don device (1966 - ) | From 'device-Stories':
d: 'If I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have taken more time!'
She: 'If I'd known you had more time, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.' - (neo-sexist) | |
| Fred Phelps (1929 - ) | Not only is homosexuality a sin, but anyone who supports fags is just as guilty as they are. You are both worthy of death. | |
| Garry Shandling | I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. | |
| Jay Leno (1950 - ) | The first lesbian couple to be married under the liberalized marriage law in Massachussetts has split up, citing "irreconcilable similarities." | |
| Mae West | To err is human- but devine! | |
| Stephen L. Millich (1941 - ) | Women dine; men feed. | |
| Steve Jobs | My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading. | |
| William Sloane Coffin | When has a monopoly on durable life-warming love been held by legally wed heterosexuals?
- (Theologian) | |
| Woody Allen (1935 - ) | Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. |
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