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| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote |
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| Buddy Hackett | I'm hitting the woods just great; but having a terrible time getting out of them! - (on golf) | |
| Carmen Boyle | Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die. | |
| Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969) | An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame-Southern Methodist football game and doesn't care who wins. | |
| Erma Bombeck | Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. | |
| Frank Deford | I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed. | |
| George F. Will | Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. | |
| H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) | It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. | |
| Rodney Dangerfield | I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. | |
| Shelby Metcalf | Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject. - (College coach, to a player who got four F's and one D) | |
| Tiger Woods | Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. | |
| Vince Lombardi (1913 - 1970) | Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. - (Pro football coach) |
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