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Quotes about Sports

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Buddy HackettI'm hitting the woods just great; but having a terrible time getting out of them!
- (on golf)
Carmen BoyleLuge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
(1890 - 1969)
An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame-Southern Methodist football game and doesn't care who wins.
Erma BombeckAnybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Frank DefordI believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
George F. WillFootball is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
H. L. Mencken
(1880 - 1956)
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Rodney DangerfieldI went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Shelby MetcalfSon, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
- (College coach, to a player who got four F's and one D)
Tiger WoodsHockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Vince Lombardi
(1913 - 1970)
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
- (Pro football coach)
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