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| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote |
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| Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) | Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. | |
| Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) | The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. - (German-born American physicist) | |
| Allan J Morton (1962 - ) | The world has many finite resources, stupidity is not one of them - ((father, firefighter, mug philosipher)) | |
| Bumper sticker | Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go. | |
| Dan Quayle (1947 - ) | Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. | |
| Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964) | I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. | |
| Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915) | Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. | |
| Fred Allen (1894 - 1956) | What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement? | |
| George W. Bush (1950 - ) | Dr. Seuss has a new book out about the Bush presidency, titled Sham I Am. | |
| Greg Oetjen | Dopeler Effect - the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. | |
| Gustave Flaubert | To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. | |
| Harlan Ellison | The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity. | |
| Jay Leno (1950 - ) | Dr. Seuss has a new book out about the Bush presidency, titled "Sham I Am." | |
| Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832) | There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. | |
| John Stuart Mill | Stupid people are generally conservative. | |
| Judge Judy | My grandmother always told me: beauty fades, but dumb is forever. | |
| Judge Judy | Ma'am, you don't get reimbursed for stupidity. Your case is dismissed, goodbye. | |
| Malaclypse the Younger | 'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds. | |
| Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) | It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. | |
| Miriam Ferguson | If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for Texans.
- (Governor of Texas 1925–1927, brandishing a Bible, responding to the question of using Spanish to teach in public schools having a large number of Mexican immigrant children) | |
| Nick Diamos | Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. | |
| Pat Robertson (1930 - ) | There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore. | |
| Unknown | I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. | |
| Unknown | Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. | |
| Unknown | The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. |
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