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Quotes about Taxes

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Albert Einstein
(1879 - 1955)
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Andy Rooney
(1919 - )
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
AnonymousTaxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.
AnonymousA fine is a tax for doing wrong; a tax is a fine for doing well.
Dick Gregory
(1932 - )
I wouldn't mind paying taxes -- if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
- (comedian)
F. J. RaymondNext to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
Herman WoukIncome tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
John Maynard Keynes
(1883 - 1946)
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Mark TwainThe only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Robert BakkerI want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Tom LehrerOn my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
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