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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) | The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. | |
Andy Rooney (1919 - ) | Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of. | |
Anonymous | Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either. | |
Anonymous | A fine is a tax for doing wrong; a tax is a fine for doing well. | |
Dick Gregory (1932 - ) | I wouldn't mind paying taxes -- if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - (comedian) | |
F. J. Raymond | Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. | |
Herman Wouk | Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. | |
John Maynard Keynes (1883 - 1946) | The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. | |
Mark Twain | The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is the taxidermist leaves the skin. | |
Robert Bakker | I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS. | |
Tom Lehrer | On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. |
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