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| Author | Quote | E-Mail this quote |
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| Anonymous | Drop your trousers here for best results. | |
| Anonymous | Drink the water while you're still alive. It won't help later. | |
| Butch and Sundance | And you, your job is to shut up! - (a line from the movie) | |
| Dick Gregory (1932 - ) | When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. | |
| Don Device (1965 - 1993) | Don't sweat the petty things, but don't pet the sweaty things | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | Few things are so liberally bestowed, or squandered with so little effect, as good advice. | |
| Gordon R. Dickson | Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. | |
| Gore Vidal (1925 - ) | There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise. | |
| Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862) | I have lived some thirty years on this planet, and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors. | |
| Jay Leno | All you need to be the Vice President is a blue suit and a pulse. Dick Cheney has shown that you don't even need the pulse. | |
| John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic | The Papal Swiss Guard is like the US Secret Service, only more conservatively dressed. | |
| Oscar Wilde | The only thing one can do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. | |
| Rene Descartes (1596 - 1650) | The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the
greatest virtues. - (philosopher and mathematician) | |
| Sidney J. Harris | Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble. | |
| Walt Haskins | Advice, that is intended to help others, is best placed along the path that they travel instead of on their doorsteps. - (Author Comments USA) | |
| Will Rogers | Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. | |
| William S. Burroughs (1914 - 1997) | If you're doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the Good Lord telling how to fuck you on the deal. - (American author) | |
| Winston Churchill | It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice; I consider the real vice is making losses. |
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