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| Andy Gibb | Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. | |
| Anonymous | If a man speaks in the forest where no woman can hear, is he still wrong? | |
| Dave Barry | If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base. | |
| Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967) | From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35 she needs good looks; from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | Men know that women are an over-match for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | I pitied a friend before him, who had a whining wife that found every thing painful to her, and nothing pleasing -- "He does not know that she whimpers (says Johnson); when a door has creaked for a fortnight together, you may observe -- the master will scarcely give sixpence to get it oiled." | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | There is, indeed, nothing that so much seduces reason from vigilance, as the thought of passing life with an amiable woman. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all. | |
| Edward Abbey (1927 - 1989) | Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they'd be intolerable. | |
| Elaine Boosler | I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. | |
| George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) | Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse. | |
| Golda Meir | Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that. | |
| Golda Meir (1898 - 1978) | To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man. | |
| Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) | Women should be obscene and not heard. | |
| Groucho Marx | Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. | |
| James Thurber (1894 - 1961) | I hate women because they always know where things are. | |
| Jane Austen (1775 - 1817) | It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. | |
| Marsha Warfield | Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? | |
| Menenius | The existence of bad women is, and has always been, due to the existence of good women. | |
| Oscar Wilde | Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. | |
| oscar wilde | women are a fascinatingly wilful sex. Every women is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself. | |
| Pat Coffey (1949 - ) | Hell and all its firepower cannot match up to the wrath of a pissed off women | |
| Rebecca West | The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. | |
| Rev. Nathaniel Ward | The world is full of care, much like unto a bubble; Women and care and care and women, and women and care and trouble. | |
| Rita Rudner (1953 - ) | Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' 'On what?' 'On fire?' | |
| Robert Burton | I may not omit those two main plagues and dotages of mankind, wine and women, which have infatuated and besotted millions of people. They go commonly together. | |
| Sir Almroth Wright | They are not far from the truth who allege there is no such thing as a good woman. There are only women who have been influenced by good men. | |
| Stephen Millich (1941 - ) | A woman begins to need a man when she realizes self-torture will no longer suffice. | |
| Stephen Millich (1941 - ) | One woman is as bad as another but some are better than others. | |
| Steve Martin | I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. | |
| Timothy Leary | Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. | |
| Unknown | The weakest part of my body is a woman's eyes. | |
| W. C. Fields (1890 - 1946) | I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. | |
| Walt Disney (1901 - 1966) | I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. | |
| Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) | There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. |
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